If you had to decide between being the bride of Lucifer or the bride of an intergalactic villain, which would you choose?
You know how I love to travel, so it should come as no surprise that I would probably choose the intergalactic villain. However, my concern with this is that Lucifer would be totally ripped and gorgeous. Tough choice. What is sexier, magic or crime? Both have the potential to be very lame. Is the intergalactic villain a suave, Cary Grant kinda guy? Did hell freeze over or is it hott down there? You know I hate cold weather. Is space really cold? Which one would let me dress them? Who is a talker? Who could do me good and dirty?
These are my main concerns.
7.02.2008
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I have given this much thought.
Your concerns are much the same as mine... so I made a list of advantages for each one:
Bride of Lucifer:
*get to wear slutty clothes
*he'd make me super hot so I'd look good in those slutty clothes
*He'd teach me how to seriously mess with people's minds
*even though Hell is probably hot, it's a dry heat
*although you probably wouldn't be BFF, you'd probably at least KNOW Jesus on a personal level, and if he made you feel bad about wearing slutty clothes, you could always tell him the story about the time he saved the prostitute from being stoned to death, and then he'd stop.
*Magic is WAY better than crime, since you could commit crime WITH magic, but there's no way to commit magic with CRIME.
Bride of villian:
*Travel the universe!
*He, too, would teach you how to mess with people's minds
*Everywhere you'd go, you could say "Take me to your leader" and they'd DO it.
*Big weapons are pretty phallic. I guess that's a positive AND a negative. Is he compensating?
*Space IS cold, unless you hang out near stars all the time.
*You'd always worry that planets/civilizations would strike back. Remember Star Wars? I think there's a true lesson to be learned.
However, I don't think Villain would let you travel with him all the time, you might be stuck at home at some sulphuric-based planet, with would reek. And I think both of them would be good in bed, although if the villain IS compensating for something with the big weapons, I might be wrong on this one. But DEFINITELY Lucifer. And I'm pretty sure he'd let you dress him, but the villain has serious PR investment, so he may have professionals dress him.
Compensating!!! Why did I not think of this? Still, I'm a little turned off by Judeo-Christian imagery (overkill), so maybe Lucifer isn't the right choice for me. And I'm imagining the intergalactic villain and bride team to be more like a Bonnie and Clyde sort of thing. But that didn't end well, did it?
Excellent answer, Stargirl ;) You get an A+++++++++++++++++++++
My first thought when considering bride of lucifer or super intergalactic villain (SIV) first thought is hell or the ENTIRE universe - which may include hell. I'd like to think with SIV I could use my therapy skills (magic) to convince him that controlling the universe is too much and that he should hand it over to me - nothing more appealing than a SIV waiting at home for me after a day of taking over the universe. mmmmmm. Somehow taking over the universe sounds cooler than just hell. Although a little side action with Lucifer sounds hot, I just don't think he's someone I could commit to.
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