8.07.2008

To Do List before I can start dating

1. Buy new underwear
2. Have alien baby removed from uterus
3. Replace shower curtain liner

I guess I could also use a new bra, too. Dammit! Why does dating have to be so expensive? At least insurance will pay for task #2.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You could always go to Goodwill or Salvation Army, right?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Target is a great place to go for items 1 & 3, maybe even #2.