1. Buy new underwear
2. Have alien baby removed from uterus
3. Replace shower curtain liner
I guess I could also use a new bra, too. Dammit! Why does dating have to be so expensive? At least insurance will pay for task #2.
8.07.2008
To Do List before I can start dating
Labels:
Health,
Materialism,
Me,
Sex
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2 comments:
You could always go to Goodwill or Salvation Army, right?
Hahaha. Target is a great place to go for items 1 & 3, maybe even #2.
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